problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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