Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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