my sisters under your porch take her home
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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