I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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