she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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