Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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