I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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