the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
