So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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