wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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