She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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