It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
What a dumb baby whore.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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