Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize