I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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