i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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