My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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