so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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