very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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