O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
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