My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
