return my video game
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Terrible idea I love it
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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