what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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