What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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