I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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