they need to just BURY HIM!
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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