what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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