Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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