You surviving the open bar?
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This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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