Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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