what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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