it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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