I got chris browned last night
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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