She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
only you would photoshop your dick
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My day in three words: secret purse cake
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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