FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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