Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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