roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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