Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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