She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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