I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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