Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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