He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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