i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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