Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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