I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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