Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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