I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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