she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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