I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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