FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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