I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
i may or may not be watching the land before time
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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