The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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