This girl is more easily done than said...
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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