I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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