so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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