I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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