doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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