yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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