Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Randomize
