i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
How naked do you want me to be?
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