i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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